Friday, December 11, 2009

Gym Etiquette, Part One

Dear Guy in Red Tank Top in Noon Spinning Today at the Downtown YMCA:

The beans or whatever you ate today for breakfast and/or morning snack were not a good choice. Further, the Y provides towels for a reason; please utilize them and do not splash your bodily fluids onto those sitting around you.

Thank you,

Chick in the blue dry-fit shirt sitting behind you on December 11

P.S. To the older man in the teensy blue biking shorts--I would say that your attire today was unacceptable but since your milk white legs are even whiter than my own, I welcome you to exercise beside me at any time. Deodorant would be a nice touch before the next class though. Or maybe a shower sometime in the last couple of days. But still, welcome. JRF

5 comments:

Alicia said...

Oh man! Too funny.

Bryan said...

But YOU bought me those Teensy short . . . .

Susie PSU said...

How did he like the Advent Calendar? We've gotten Playmobil ones for years and LOVE them!!

Alicia said...

The time change at church is because there are so many Mormons out here (pretty much 90% of our county) that there are 3 congregations that share one building. So, every year we switch between 9am, 11am, and 1pm. 11 am is my favorite. 9 am is a scramble!

Jonathan's Mommy said...

Alicia--thanks for the info! That makes sense!