Reason 4,632 why I love Ellen DeGeneres

This quote.

"I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words."

Nothing irks me more these days than people commenting on my workout schedule and saying something like "Oh, I wish I had the time to work out." Like I don't have a million other things going on right now? I just want to scream "Dude, make it a priority and you will be surprised about how you found the time!!"

Can you tell I have some animosity today? I need a vacation!

Wednesday rant over.

Super Bowl 2010

He didn't even make it to the kick-off.



Our Super Bowl party of three just did him in. It must have been the mass quantities of queso dip and fried food that I prepared for the occasion. Jonathan sat back on the couch, said that he was taking a break from eating his chicken and promptly passed out. One day this may be him at a college party after too much beer, where falling asleep so early could earn him a date with a Sharpie. Or worse.

But, for this time, it's just sweet, beautiful innocence.